You decide your husband should have married a big screen TV
because he’d never care how big it got.

You say “please” and “thank you” to the dog.

You tell your husband you’ve got to “run a little errand” and then
you make the Great Escape.

You admire the size of another mom’s minivan.

You write a journal of the funny things that your children did when they were little and you make them buy it back from you.

You dance with your husband at a wedding and you think you look good.

You mow the lawn to get out of the house.

Your anniversary gift is the new roof.

Your friends keep recommending their favorite self-help books.

You drop them off at preschool and leave skid marks on the school’s driveway.

The only words your family hears you say is,
“There’s no toilet paper.”

Your husband leaves the toilet seat up and you fall in.

Your sex life shuts down because you realize that living with kids is like living with your parents.

You Know Your Kids Are Driving You Crazy when ...

The scenes from your life become cartoons

Illustrations and layout by
Robert M. Henry
www.yourbasicwebpage.com/art

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